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Post by rpm750 on Fri May 21, 2010 5:43 pm

The other day at work some of us came up with some Dos Equis "The World's Most interesting Man" facts...

He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
Midgets look up to him.
Ghosts fear him.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
When sailing the wind is always at his back.
Panhandlers give him money.
He does Calculus in his head.
He always rounds to five decimal points.
He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
His 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
He's never not sat up straight.
As a toddler he taught others to walk.
At the book store people crowd to see him read.
Athletes seek his autograph.
His passport requires no photo.
He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
When fishing at some point he has to call it quits.
He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.

My fav...
Dolphins love swimming with him.

Lets hear yours.
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by drewBAKER on Fri May 21, 2010 8:10 pm

All of his Volkswagens never leak or break down.
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by buggin70 on Fri May 21, 2010 8:27 pm

drewBAKER wrote:All of his Volkswagens never leak or break down.

even his tree houses have finished basements
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by drewBAKER on Fri May 21, 2010 9:30 pm

the aztec calender has his cinco de mayo party chiseled in.
if he were to pass you on the street and not say, "hello" you would still feel like he stopped and asked you about your day
his body odor smells like cologne
he doesn't need a passport

He is the most interesting man in the world
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Post by drewBAKER on Fri May 21, 2010 11:06 pm

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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by Grifspop on Sat May 22, 2010 1:24 am

He quit school in the first grade, because the teacher called "Recess", and he doesn't play
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by rpm750 on Sat May 22, 2010 8:24 am

He vacations in the lost city of Atlantis.
His razors never get dull.
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by Attorney Isaiah Loophole on Sat May 22, 2010 11:46 am


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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by VW12step on Sat May 22, 2010 5:21 pm

His mother has a heart tattoo that reads, "SON".
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by callahan on Sat May 22, 2010 9:48 pm

He rolls an 8 inch beam, 3 clicks. . . and never scrapes!
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by Bugman114 on Sat May 22, 2010 10:30 pm

his breaks never squeal

His cell phone always has bars, even while riding a subway, 50 feet underground.

he gives his guardian angel, a sense of security
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by Bugman114 on Sat May 22, 2010 11:53 pm

If he were to wish you good luck, you had better go and play the lottery

If he were to tell you "have a good day"......... you would

He has never had a brain fart

the mayans have predicted that one day he will have a bad day........ that day is December 21, 2012.

he has never had the "blue screen of death", even tho he uses windows vista.

If he were to compliment a lady, she would be crowned playmate of the year

He doesn't need a recipt to return electrical items at autozone

The vent windows on his bug remain wide open, while driving at 80mph down the freeway

If you were to ram him head on, because he ran a stop light, you would be at fault
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by DOODLE BUGG on Sun May 23, 2010 8:14 am

Bugman114 wrote:If he were to wish you good luck, you had better go and play the lottery

If he were to tell you "have a good day"......... you would

He has never had a brain fart

the mayans have predicted that one day he will have a bad day........ that day is December 21, 2012.

he has never had the "blue screen of death", even tho he uses windows vista.

If he were to compliment a lady, she would be crowned playmate of the year

He doesn't need a recipt to return electrical items at autozone

The vent windows on his bug remain wide open, while driving at 80mph down the freeway

If you were to ram him head on, because he ran a stop light, you would be at fault


Last edited by DOODLE BUGG on Sun May 23, 2010 8:15 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : that's my 10th anniversary 12/21/2012 thats cool)
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by Bugman114 on Sun May 23, 2010 11:14 am

DOODLE BUGG wrote:
that's my 10th anniversary 12/21/2012 thats cool

Wow, your 10th anniversary is the end of the world??? awsome Laughing
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Post by 71_georgia_beetle on Sun May 23, 2010 11:57 am

Shouldn't that be 12-12-2012
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by tito on Sun May 23, 2010 1:51 pm

he is 50% man and 50% awesome.
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by Bugman114 on Sun May 23, 2010 2:21 pm

no, its 12-21-2012. Its when the myan calendar predictes the end of a time cycle, and everyone thinks it will be the end of the world, because it predicts a period of great change, or something like that. If i remember correctly, the exact time is December 21, 2012 @ 6:11 am Eastern time.
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by Bugman114 on Sun May 23, 2010 2:22 pm

oh, and no. he is 100% man and 50 % awsome. he is 150% Laughing
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by tito on Sun May 23, 2010 2:43 pm

i stand corrected! nice save there bud. hehe. Laughing
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by tito on Sun May 23, 2010 2:45 pm

Bugman114 wrote:no, its 12-21-2012. Its when the myan calendar predictes the end of a time cycle, and everyone thinks it will be the end of the world, because it predicts a period of great change, or something like that. If i remember correctly, the exact time is December 21, 2012 @ 6:11 am Eastern time.

the last great change was around the time time of christ, i think.

but whatever. with the dos equis man here to protect us.... we'll have nothing to worry about b/c....

fate is a slave to him!
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Post by DiggerD on Sun May 23, 2010 8:42 pm

As a young boy he walked to school everyday........but the weather was always perfect, and it was downhill both ways.
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by Bugman114 on Sun May 23, 2010 8:48 pm

His beer never goes flat....... ever
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by airhead88 on Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:08 am

Bugman114 wrote:His beer never goes flat....... ever

wouldnt that be great
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by bumblebuggy on Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:59 am

His valves adjust themselves.
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Re: The most interesting Man in the World quotes.

Post by bagajo on Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:50 am

He once visited the Virgin Island, when he left it was just the Islands.

Osama Bin Laden once said that he will surrender himself if the most interesting man in the world ask for forgiveness on behalf of Bush.

His Humvee is more fuel efficient than a Prius. He mixes his urine in his fuel.

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